This Noah would have probably sunk the Ark

Well somebody call Guinness or Ripley's Believe it or Not, because something unbelievable happened. I think we (actually it was more Marge than "we") gave birth to a baby that still has the scale spinning. It was January 2, 2009 a date that will live in infamy, Marge gave birth to what looked like a 2 year old. Noah A.K.A Roger came into the world at 8:09 AM weighing in at an amazing 11 lbs 2.1 oz. I don't know how Marge was able to do it, but she did it, I am proud of her and I love her as well as my 3 kids.
P.S I am sooooooooooooooooooo thankful to be a guy